Tis the season when everyone is greedily salivating at the excuse to post christmas wish-lists of their every desire. I thought I'd join in. If I could enveagle you to get me something, it would be for you to donate to the Save the San Diego Seals campaigne. You see, some evil super-villians, perhaps with tophats, want to dredge the only harbour seal rookery in southern california and replace it with a children's beach. There are countless other children rookeries though! So please, think of the children, and realize they don't need the beach more than adorable harbour seals do.
In other news, I really think someone should set up a Flying Spaghetti Monster nativity scene.