March 30th, 2018

Nuke / Clango

Office Life



   It occurs to me, that life in an office is as unfamiliar a setting to me as some sort of improbable science fiction. My normal workday consists of working in the forest surrounded by kangaroos, as the kookaburra laughs overhead.

   And I haven't posted a poll in a long time anyway, so here's a poll with some office life stereotypes that come to mind.

Poll #2079896 Office Life: In the last week have you:

In the last week have you:

Read a stupid memo
12(35.3%)
Gotten in a fight with the copying machine
8(23.5%)
Had a chat by the water cooler
5(14.7%)
Rolled your eyes at the boss when they weren't looking
9(26.5%)
Played a prank on a coworker
0(0.0%)
Had a prank played on you
0(0.0%)


   I'm sure there's other office cliches I'm forgetting at this moment. Please feel free to brainstorm them in comments!