Echidna Media Organization project S.N.A.L. (emo_snal) wrote,
Echidna Media Organization project S.N.A.L.
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While Smoking Outside a Bar...

A Yahoo-News headline intro paragraph yesterday:
"Police and FBI agents captured an ex-convict suspected of killing eight people in two states as he smoked a cigarette outside of a southwestern Illinois bar Tuesday night"

Holy shit, killed eight people across two states while smoking a cigarette outside a bar? Thats one dangerous dude!!! ;)


I love badly worded news items.
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