"I'm Russia and this portion of his spanakopita is South Ossetia!" - Dad
[Dad makes the TV display in split screen so there's among other things, Condoleeza Rice talking about the Georgia situation (with audio), and, in the upper left, Olympic boxing]
"Look in the upper-left they are panto-miming what Condoleeza is saying!" - Me
"So cars keep passing me on the onramp, you know, where the lanes are coming together so you're supposed to be getting into one lane, not passing people? And its really pissing me off so I start zigzagging between the lanes to prevent cars from sneaking past me. This one jackass does though. But then this cop car comes past ... and immediately pulls that other car over!! And I'm like, that cop isn't gonna pull ME over, man, he probably thinks I'm fucking BATMAN!" - Jeremy at work.