Echidna Media Organization project S.N.A.L. (emo_snal) wrote,
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06 of 30 - I <3 Butt Sex

Day 6 of Kris' 30 in 30 challenge... and Day 1 of Stacey's hostile takeover of Kris' journal!

No, just kidding. He asked me to sign in and post for him because he's too busy partying it up with floozies somewhere in the Bay Area. Yes, SHT, I know he's your hero.

I'm trying to think of Kris highlights since yesterday. He left Mission Viejo around 3:00pm - best time EVER to claw your way through Los Angeles traffic. He stared at his GPS forlornly as his ETA retreated from 10:15pm to about 11:30pm. He whined to me on the phone while I got a manicure. He mused that his laptop keyboard should be in Braille (and he should know how to use it) so that he could use it while driving.

He finally got up to Burlingame to see friend Alex, and is somewhere in Marin at the moment getting drunk. Since he knew all of his other friends would be doing something interesting at 11:00pm on a Saturday, he asked me.

So, there you have it. Kris is having a great time in Northern California. He has poor commute planning skills and wishes he were blind. He also loves butt sex.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go change his password and post offensive comments to all of his friends.

Love,

gratefuladdict
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